The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late. (Seymour Cray) The best programmers are not marginally better than merely good ones. They are an order-of-magnitude better.
If McDonalds were run like a software company, one out of every hundred Big Macs would give you food poisoning, and the response would be, ‘We’re sorry, here’s a coupon for two more.’ (Mark Minasi) There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses.
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing. (Oktal) Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job. (Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering) If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. (Frank Lloyd Wright) Java is, in many ways, C++–. (Michael Feldman) Every operating system out there is about equal…
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late. (Seymour Cray) The best programmers are not marginally better than merely good ones. They are an order-of-magnitude better, measured by whatever standard: conceptual creativity, speed, ingenuity of design, or problem-solving ability.
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late. (Seymour Cray) The best programmers are not marginally better than merely good ones. They are an order-of-magnitude better, measured by whatever standard: conceptual creativity, speed, ingenuity of design, or problem-solving ability.